I reheated a boiled egg in the microwave last night. I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that. Don't do that.

I even peeled it first, because something in the back of my head told me I shouldn't microwave it with the shell on.

But I took it out, and bit into it, and it exploded with a *POP*.

I now have skin missing from my lip, several blisters, and a swollen lip. The parts of my lip that don't hurt are completely numb, like I shot some nerves or something.

This is stupid.

As someone has already told me, I'll probably think it's funnier later when it doesn't hurt so much.